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Working with computers means that programmers must understand how to write clear instructions that computers can follow.

As “smart” as smartphones may seem, they really can’t do anything without detailed instructions on how to complete various tasks.

Have you ever tried to use a smartphone or computer that does not have any software installed on it at all, not even an operating system that will let you turn it on?

Have you ever thought about bringing a sex toy into the relationship? Whether you are new to the idea of sex toys or you have an entire box full of them, one of the best options available right now is the vibrating cock ring. These rings are able to do quite a few different things for you and your partner, and really, they can pull triple duty. The vibrating cock rings, which will go around the base of the penis, can keep the man harder for longer and prolong sex by restricting ejaculation. At the same time, the vibration provides wonderful and pleasurable sensations. They are even great for the ladies, who can feel the vibrations as they are having sex!

While you can find some high quality and reusable vibrating cock rings, you might want to start out with one of the disposable varieties. They are cheaper and you get rid of them after a single use, but it gives you an idea of whether you enjoy the sensation they provide or not. Then you can purchase the reusable variety if you feel that they really do give you and your lady even more pleasure than regular sex does.

Are you in the market for a new sex toy? Even if you have several toys, now might be a good time to pick up something new and exciting for a couple of different reasons. If you have been using the same toy for a while now, you might be getting a bit bored with it. Even though it does the job nicely, you may be looking for a different level of stimulation. Getting a new sex toy and putting it into your rotation is a nice way of spicing things up a bit.

Another reason that you might want to have a new sex toy is that the one you currently have is in some rough shape. If you have a toy that has cracks in it or that does not work as well as it once did, it is time to get a replacement sooner rather than later. You do not want to run the risk of using a toy that could break and cause injury. Instead, check out what new and fun sex toys are on the market and pick up one or two. It’s a fun and easy way to put a new thrill into your sex life.

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About the Author

Hey, it's Liz, your editor-in-cheif here at "Think Up" magazine! maybe this is the first time, maybe you get this magazine delivered to your door every month, but either way I thank you just the same. Reading this is the first step to makng you learn even more about yourself! Your body, mind, and soul, thank you for it also.

I have a strong desire to tell the world how important having a positive attitude truly is. It affects your overall quality of life! By physically and mentally pushing your boundaries, you will learn much more about yourself than you would ever expect. My goal of this magazine is to help you catch on to "Thinking Up" also! Think uplifting thoughts through out the day, think of gently curving your body upward as you quickly transfer into a backbend on your paddle board, think of raising your hands upward sending praises to God, think upward strokes with your paintbrush it lightly skims the canvas. I sincerely encourage you to think up with me. I invite you to join me in exercising your physical and mental 'muscles'.

It took many years for me to figure out how important it is to have balance on your life. You have to evenly take care of all your needs, physically, spiritually, and emotionally. If you ignore one for too long it will come back to bite you in the butt. I know this from personal experience. I may be young, but I am a wise old owl. Let me help you learn from my mistakes.

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~ Liz

Note from the Author:

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas is right around the corner and the spectacular time for gift giving, twinkling lights, cute coats, fun boots, and sweet hot coco will finally be here! It's the time for family and friends to gather together and make precious memories that will last a life time.

Christmas has always been my favorite holiday. Ever since I was young, I've been fascinated by the beauty of Christmas and it's powerful ability to draw in family and friends from all different areas to celebrate the miraculous birth of Jesus.

During holiday preparations, I tend to be a detail oriented person. I enjoy the tedious work that makes holidays so festive. The gift wrapping, hanging the glittering Christmas tree bulbs, baking a variety of sweet cookies, and hanging the long knit stockings from above the warm fire place are all jobs I adore and believe make a difference in the beauty of Christmas.

I hope to spread some of my Christmas cheer this year by sharing some helpful recipes and decorating tips. I hope my advise brings you an easier and more enjoyable holiday. Take some time during this gorgeous season to admire and truly appreciate the small things in life that make it so much more fun to live! I wish you a very merry Christmas and a wonderful new year filled with love and happiness!

-Melissa

When to Use a Guardrail vs. a Handrail

Do you know the difference between a guardrail and a handrail? Don’t worry—you’re not alone. There are major building code differences between the two, but the average person might use the words interchangeably. A handrail is, of course, for your hand and is often spotted in stairwells. A guardrail can be just about any size and is designed to keep to people safe near elevated places. At times, both of these rails can be made of one and the same components.

According to the latest International Residential Code (IRC), a “guard” is “a building component or a system of building components located near the open sides of elevated walking surfaces that minimizes the possibility of a fall from the walking surface to the lower level.” A handrail, on the other hand, is “a horizontal or sloping rail intended for grasping by the hand for guidance and support.” In most instances, building codes don’t require a guardrail but just a “guard”—that can be just about anything: A wall, a bench, a half-wall or of course a rail.

Getting Picky

Guardrails have a lot of subjectivity, but a handrail is much more specified. You can call a guardrail a “guard,” but a handrail is always a handrail. It’s purpose is to be held—however, a guard is simply to stop you from falling. While the actual purposes are pretty similar, the IRC has very different requirements for each.

According to the IRC, “Open sides of stairs with a total rise of more than 30 inches above the floor or grade below shall have guards not less than 34 inches in height measured vertically from the nosing of the treads.” This measurement is founded on the expected fall height, not necessarily how many stairs there are. In some instances, a guard might be required on both sides, in other instances no guard would be required.

Handrail Requirements

The IRC defines handrail requirements as, “handrails shall be provided on at least one side of each continuous run of treads or flight with four or more rises.” Since the needs and movement of the body is what calls for the requirement of handrails, the actual height of stairs doesn’t matter. Every time you take a step, you’re more likely to trip, fall or get fatigued. The biggest difference is that handrails are only required on one side while guards, if required at all, must be on both sides.

Sometimes both handrails and guards will be required. You’ll need to check with the IRC to figure out the exact continuity, grip size and height required depending on the structure. For more detailed instruction, the Stairway Manufacturer’s Association also provides examples for professionals. However, one of the most invaluable resources is the building department where construction is being done. There may be niche codes to follow, or the IRC guidelines may be interpreted differently.

Finally, remember that the condition of the ground can impact moisture levels—which is crucial when working with wood guards, steps, rails and the like. Discouraging decay is crucial. There are tactics to do so, and finding rotted treated wood is fairly common for builders.

Bariatric Surgery Benefits

(Other Than Weight Loss)

If you have had, or are considering, bariatric surgery, the main goal is weight loss. The good news is the benefits go well beyond that.

Improve your mood - Everyone wants to be happy and there are various (and sometimes complicated) reasons why we aren't. External factors aside, there are both biological and psychological reasons weight loss surgery can help you look at your days with a glass half-full mindset.

Increased energy - While some may think of obese people as being lazy, in fact it can often be a catch 22. That is, obesity can be a major factor in lacking energy. If you lack energy, you’re less likely to be active, hence the lazy tag.

So, is someone obese because they are lazy, or are they lazy because they are obese? Personal slander aside, the good news is that if you are a candidate for weight loss surgery can help boost your energy, not only improving your outlook on life, but also giving you a better chance of succeeding in taking on a new active lifestyle.

People who suffer from obesity often have blood sugar levels that look like a volatile stock chart. If your blood sugar spikes or drops, it can make you sluggish. Keeping it at a steady healthy level may not only help with the next benefit to weight loss surgery, but can help you avoid those snooze-inducing mid-afternoon lulls.

Diabetes - By any rational measure, diabetes is a national epidemic. According to the Centers for Disease Control, 29.1 million Americans suffer from the disease (that’s nearly 10 percent of the population.). The CDC estimates that the direct and indirect financial burden is $245 billion.

Study after study has shown a correlation between weight loss surgery and a remission in diabetes, oftentimes allowing patients to stop taking diabetes medications. While doctors don’t recommend surgery as a cure for diabetes, it’s an amazing bonus for those who do undergo a procedure.

Reverse sleep apnea or snoring - Sleep apnea is a potentially serious sleep disorder where breathing temporarily stops repeatedly. It most often leaves sufferers tired due to lack of quality sleep, but it can even be potentially fatal in some cases.

The less serious, but still problematic issue of snoring can cause issues with restful sleep and make things difficult for loved ones as well. Since obesity is one of the most important factors in developing sleep apnea (and snoring), losing a dramatic amount of weight can help reverse both issues.

None of these benefits are used to justify weight loss surgery on their own. But if you are a candidate, as you can see the possibilities go far beyond the wonderful weight loss results.

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Matteo frenato da El Kaddouri: errore dal dischetto e fabio vola

derby Simo-Vacio: un pari in extremis, decidono Tevez e destro

il trequartista marocchino fallisce il penalty e sul ribaltamento di fronte pinilla, (entrato dalla panchina), decide il match

Un tap-in del bomber romano e una giocata dell'argentino firmano il pareggio nel posticipo serale della 1° giornata

Mercoled 24 Settembre 2014, Anno 0 Numero 1

GIOVANI, BELLI E VINCENTI

LEGA VERDELAGO Una rete di Florenzi regala al belloccio Vicia la vittoria sullo sfortunato E altrettanto bello BEppe

Il Bruco

Un VICIA S...CONTATO

Un VACIO S...COTTATO

Simone Scumargiggia

E intanto Vicia già se la canta sui social network: <<Salutate la capolista>>

RISULTATI 1° GIORNATA

Vicia-Beppe 1-0 (69.5-65.5)

Fabio-Matte 1-0 (66.5-62)

Vacio-Simo 1-1 (68.5-66)

Ardit-Farci 0-0 ( 64-63.5)

CLASSIFICA:

1°) VICIA 3

2°) FABIO 3

3°) VACIO 1

4°) SIMO 1

5°) ARDIT 1

6°) FARCI 1

7°) BEPPE 0

8°) MATTE 0

PROSSIMA GIORNATA

Matte-Ardit

Farci-Vacio

Simo-Vicia

Fabio-Beppe

IL ROMPI PALLE

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Omicron persei 8 = 62

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Alessandro Florenzi, dopo la rete dell'1-0 corre in tribuna dal suo mentore Vicia.

Si sa, negli anni il sistema scolastico italiano è andato peggiorando: scarsi investimenti, insegnanti sottopagati e sotto scacco, insomma nulla di buono nel futuro dei nuovi studenti. Evidentemente però il sistema scolastico ha incominciato il suo declino già a partire dalla fine degli anni '90, o perlomeno così si direbbe vedendo come attuano gli insegnamenti matematici alcuni "personaggi" che dovrebbero aver imparato a contare già alla fine del secolo scorso. Stiamo parlando di Vicia (tante parole, ma intanto è gia primo) e di Vacio. Vicia e Vacio, Iturbe e Farci: due fantallenatori due problemi. Rieccheggia ancora nelle orecchie degli uditori la polemica del barbuto fantallenatore dello Sborussia Dortmund: la questione Iturbe...

CONTINUA A PAGINA 2

Cirri Cup & Wooden Spoon: fateci godere!

Sorteggiati i due gironi: le prime due in semifinale

Centro per l'Infanzia

Salvatore Cirrincione

Qui il tuo bambino verrà coccolato e curato da mamma Tore.

Il tanto atteso momento della presentazione.

Girone A:

Ardit

Fabio

Vacio

Vicia

1° giornata

Fabio-Ardit

Vicia-Vacio

Girone B:

Beppe

Matte

Simo

Ste

1°giornata

Matte-Ste

Simo-Beppe

Dopo mesi di attesa e

tribolazioni, finalmente

per la gioia di tutti i tifosi

e di tutti i gufi, è arrivata

l'ufficialità: le coppe si

faranno! La cordata di

imprenditori guidata da Cirrincione e Dell'Arso, noti scopritori di talenti nel settore tessile del

Sud-Est Asiatico, ha deciso di sponsorizzare le tanto attese coppe.

Due gironi (uno di ferro con le due teste di serie Vicia e Fabio e uno "simpatia" con i più burloni del gruppo), le prime due si sfideranno per le semifinali della tanto attesa Cirri Cup e le restanti nella Wooden Cup.

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Si sa, negli anni il sistema scolastico italiano è andato peggiorando: scarsi investimenti, insegnanti sottopagati e sotto scacco, insomma nulla di buono nel futuro dei nuovi studenti. Evidentemente però il sistema scolastico ha incominciato il suo declino già a partire dalla fine degli anni '90, o perlomeno così si direbbe vedendo come attuano gli insegnamenti matematici alcuni "personaggi" che dovrebbero aver imparato a contare già alla fine del secolo scorso. Stiamo parlando di Vicia (tante parole, ma intanto è gia primo) e di Vacio. Vicia e Vacio, Iturbe e Farci: due fantallenatori due problemi. Rieccheggia ancora nelle orecchie degli uditori la polemica del barbuto fantallenatore dello Sborussia Dortmund: la questione Iturbe, andato ad accasarsi tra le fila di Matteo poiché economicamente più ricco del rivale, non è andata giù a Vicia. Foglio alla mano, l'attuale primatista del campionato si è messo a ricontare e ricontare i soldi spesi. Ed ovviamente dopo otto ore di conti, il nostro beniamino ha fatto i conti sbagliati, urlando e sbraitando nel bel mezzo di Via Scotellaro prima di essere fermato da una calcolatrice che lo ha zittito. Conti sbagliati anche per Vacio: nonostante l'ampia presenza di più di un calcolatore nei dintorni, il nostro piccolo cucciolo di Archimede ha deciso comunque di fare i conti a mente (con ottimi risultati per altro): 8 rose totali, 7 completamente giuste, una sbagliata, quella di Farci. Fantacalcio sbagliato, fantacalcio fortunato. Vicia e Vacio, promossi con debito.

Vicia-Beppe 1-0 [12° Florenzi] / Cassano osserva, Florenzi no. gol e dedica in tribuna

Vacio-Simo 1-1 [ 70° Tevez (V), 90° Destro (S) ] / Tevez fa sognare Vacio, Destro lo sveglia

Fabio-Matte 1-0 [88° Pinilla] / Fabio azzecca i cambi, el kaddouri non i rigori: matte ko

Farci-Ardit 0-0 / Domina la noia, pareggio scontato e probabilmente deciso a tavolino

Nel primo anticipo stagionale, gli Omicron vanno a far visita dagli eterni rivali allenati da Fabio. Ennesima sfida ariani-ebrei, che purtroppo come la storia ci insegna è vinta dai primi. I padroni di casa schierano in campo la peggior formazione possibile, lasciando troppo spazio alle offensive dei rivali.

La svolta della partita avviene quando El Kaddouri si fa ipnotizzare da Neto dando una nuova spinta agli uomini di Fabio, che dopo i cambi, costringono gli avversari sulla difensiva. A pochi minuti dal termine, è Pinilla con un inzuccata da calcio d'angolo a dare i 3 punti agli Slavia Settimo.

Stava già esultando, stava già prenotando una serata romantica con la sua Bomberina, ed invece Destro lo ha riportato sulla Terra. Un dominio totale degli SpinAndGo, un gol di Tevez d'antologia. Ma si sa, il derby è derby. Nella storia Vacio al fantacalcio non ha mai battuto Simo, ed al 90° la storia è stata confermata: lancio millimetrico di Palombo per Destro che da bomber vero, non sbaglia mai. Da segnalare l'insulto all'arbitro "Cos'è sta roba?" da parte di Vacio dopo la dubbia espulsione di De Vrij. 1-1, l'ennesimo derby finito in pareggio.

"Avete rotto il cazzo!". Questo il motivetto riecheggiante tra i pochissimi spettatori paganti. Uno 0-0 che ricorda molto un Livorno-Toro di qualche anno fa (classico pareggio finto fra due squadre che si possono salvare). Vincono le difese e gli scommettitori come Bonucci che avevano avuto le dritte giuste (aperta un'inchiesta su questo risultato). Due tiri in porta totali, Buffon e Leali svegliati solo dalle conclusioni di Eder e Izco (quando hai certa gente al fantacalcio non può che essere altrimenti). Da segnalare il fatto che Vidic(H) giochi per Farci ma vada a letto con Ardit, curioso.

C'è ancora chi crede nei giovani in Italia, (o perlomeno li trova fisicamente più attraenti dei vecchi), si chiama Vicia. Grazie ai miracoli di Perin e al gol di Florenzi, gli Sborussia Dortmund riescono a piegare l'impronunciabile corazzata di Beppe.Tra i tanti vecchi che il Johnny Depp de no' artri potrebbe schierare, manca un certo Fantantonio Cassano (alcuni tifosi raccontano di una spettacolare doppietta tra il primo ed il secondo tempo). Vince Vicia e questo campionato ha già la sua prima giovane, bella e vincente capolista. E chissà per quante giornate ancora lo sarà. Good Luck Bad Boy.

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